Less Than 95 Medieval Memes to Post on the Church Door

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    Font - *London, 1592* Pizza Boy: Hark! I hast brought thine order Lusty Wench: Alas, I hath not a tuppence to pay for thy cheesed bread! Mayhap there is some other way thou canst get thine... pound of flesh? Pizza Boy: Gadzooks! *funky lute music begins*
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    Vertebrate - Well, you can tell by the way I flew my hawk Im a Nobleman, No time to talk MAS Geek Club 35
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    Organism - 该 米
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    Organism - Daniel Holland @DannyDutch A thread of medieval paintings of animals that look nothing like real animals because the artist had never seen them. Starting with - The Oyster Wa Saly ac SSSSSSSSSSSS 4:18 06 Oct 20 Twitter for iPhone 2,898 Retweets 359 Quote Tweets 7,941 Likes Pa
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    Rectangle - ThoV HASTE BENNE SACCO ATE ROLLED BY RICHARD BAYEVX DATENSALAT NET
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    Hair - When she has so many red flags she has to get creative with where she hides them *****
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    World - WHY ARE WE SURPRISED WHEN THE DEVIL IS SELFISH IN BED? I haffe notte fynyshed TU But I haffe K
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    Soldier - No amount of armor can protect you from an existential crisis Proq BA
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    Organism - When one of your mates has one too many and embarrasses the squad. GO 2004
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    Poster - Dost thou even shred?
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    Organism - ТЬOV CAN NOT ТОУСЬЕТЬ This! STOP! AB Т TIS BE THE TIME OF bAMMER!
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    Organism - Medieval Reactions @Medieval React "I'll come out but I'm not drinking"
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    Art - 10 f DOST THOV EVEN HOIST? BAYEVX DATENSALAT NET 200
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    Head - Medieval European kingdoms be like He undoes everything done by his predecessor A competent King is crowned <-> An awful King is crowned He strengthens the country
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    Human - Once you hit a certain age life is just a delicate balance of trying to stay awake and trying to fall asleep. While slowly getting worse at both JoMac
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    Art - When you with the boys and she sends nudes
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    Brown - BEFORETIME I PVISSANTLY ADVENTVRED AS DOTh Thov BVT ALAS! I THOLE A SWITH BOLT THEREINTO MINE KNEE.. BAYEVX-DATENSALAT NET
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    Organism - alex seeking artists! @alder_mancy fantasy world building is always so full of 'blacksmiths' and 'knights' and 'pirates.' where are the hellhound groomers. where are the dungeon safety inspectors. where are the poisonous mushroom gardeners. where are the baby devil daycare workers 5:26 PM 2023-01-20 169K Views ● 4,699 Likes 862 Retweets 96 Quotes
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    Organism - Sacke & Sugar Newes Matthew Hopkins Witch Finder Generall Holt. OOO OOO WW My Imps names are 1 Ilemauzar 2 Pyewackelt Jarmara 3 Pecke in the Crowne 4Griezzell Greedigutt Vinegartom
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    Book - or Ni appearing in-this-film: And the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film.
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    Human - NO CANST THOV NOT SEE? YEAA FOR IT IS OVER NYNE THOVSANDS!
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    Smile - Henry VIII's wives if they'd never met him B E PARRE
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    Organism - HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BOAR STEAL YOUR PANTS BUT AMMO IS TOO EXPENSIVE SO YOU CHASED IT WITH AN AXE? imgflip.com Seller "
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    Rectangle - Thys BE FYNE Hy WA
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    Cartoon - VIKING Wool cap Steel / iron metal Wool tunic Wool trousers Fur brim, reindeer Linen shirt 美 Wool cloak Leather scabbard And Kate Rue Leather Shoes
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    Clothing - "King Arthur came a lot didn't he?" "I think you mean he's associated with the court of Camelot." "No, it definitely says here, 'King Arthur came a lot.' Do we know if he came a lot. Or, like, just the same as the average man?" "The only evidence I have in that regard is that he said to have one child."
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    Rectangle - MYN MILKSHAKE BRINGETH ALL YE GENTLEFOLK TO THE YARD
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    Cat - Me talking sh*t about you to my cat @meowingtonsco
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    Gesture - LIVE IMA BREAKING NEWS LOCAL MAN DESTROYS EUROPE 9:28 "THE POPE IS JUST WRONG," HE CLAIMS
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    Art - When you're finally feeling good about yourself and someone says "you look tired"

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